February 2012
someone give me $100,000 so I can buy this B&B on... →
one time my friends took a whole bunch of pictures with a sombrero and then tagged me on facebook as the sombrero because I’m Mexican.
I will not go again to a country that is even more surreal than my paintings
– Salvador Dali (after visiting Mexico)
OH MY GOD I HATE INSTAGRAM SO MUCH.
Things that need to die Part I:
Putting feathers in your hair!
Instagram
being a fucking hipster toolbag
idiots who try to be deep and interesting
children who act like adults (in a bad way)
that’s all I can think of right now